May

24

Mary, Mary…

By graffd02

Ever heard this one?

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

One popular thought for the source of this nursery rhyme is Mary I of England. Who, being a devout Catholic monarch, decided that during her reign all the protestants, should be hunted down and tortured for their faith (not unlike the inquisition)…

Silver Bells, Cockle Shells, and the “Maids” were all Common torture devices used during that time period…

Silver bells were a type of thumbscrew used to break fingertips.

Cockle Shells were attached to a man’s genitalia and The Pretty Maids all in a row refer to a device not unlike the french guillotine… (not the iron maiden)

May

19

The Ice Cream… It Lies…

By graffd02

May

19

Every. Single. Time.

By graffd02


I CAN DO IT!

I’M GONNA DO IT!

May

19

The Saddest Bell Curve Ever…

By graffd02

May

18

Pure Concrete Evil

By graffd02

So There I am driving down a perfectly nice road

and then suddenly…


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Damn you, Concrete Deer!

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The Next Day…


May

18

Tattoos make me ANGRY

By graffd02

I don’t think I could be a tattoo artist…  The sheer amount of willpower they show amazes me. I don’t think I could deal with ignorant people every day. In fact if I had someone ever asked me to draw a dolphin, butterfly or  smurf  on their skin permanently I would probably be like…